Make Believe

because sometimes change is good

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:34:25 GMT

http://chopstique.tumblr.com/

(and because lj is getting a little boring)

come on pretty babyyyyy, put your little hand in mine

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 03:43:46 GMT

I'm back here because I don't know how to use Tumblr. Can people comment on my posts on Tumblr? It's so confusing. Yasmin if you see this please teach me! I am n00b.

Anyway I'm at Starbucks (again). It's like my home. I skipped school so I could finish all my homework but nooooo here I am blogging again. Maybe I should disconnect from the internet now. Maybe not. I might die w/o the internet. The internet is my life.

It's one of those days when I feel like just curling up under my blanket with my teddybear (because even when I'm under my blanket I require a friend) and staying there forever so I don't have to do anything anymore. And everyone can just carry on with life w/o me because I will be enjoying myself under my blanket and will not have to care about anything. Ok I sound like I'm damn troubled. Actually I'm not, teehee I just feel like I have lots of things to do and no idea how to complete everything in time. And yes, I will emerge from under my blanket eventually.

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 15:13:45 GMT

I hate to admit this, but

#1 F21 was playing some awesome hiphop remix while I was trying on clothes so I danced while I was in the changing room.
#2 Lady Gaga was playing on my iPod when I reached home so I danced in my toilet.
#3 I have almost spent all my F1 pay. On what, I don't know.
#4 I actually think that Pukey is rather cool. She is the reason I have not started on my work. Bye can't believe I'm saying this going to kill myself now stabstabstabstabstab.

i am sleepy.

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:32:32 GMT

As promised, here is a post about F1.

Last weekend was probably the most happening weekend of my whole year/life. On Thursday (which is not counted as the 'weekend' but nevermind it is all linked somehow ok), Ness, Qiqi and I were rebellious and skipped 401 lecture so that we could go see Kimi & Fisichella. I support Fisichella because he used to be from Force India which I also support because I am Indian and because they are seriously lacking in supporters.

Mmhmm ok. Now I shall really talk about the weekend. Saturday/Sunday my friends and I worked at F1 TEEHEEHEE best job evar. We had to sell F1 merchandise behind a very crowded counter. I have never worked with so many pretty girls before. I have also never worked with so many minahs before (when I say 'minahs' I do not mean anything bad ok I like minahs). Actually, I think I have never worked with minahs before ever. But that's not the point. The point is that I was breathing the same air as Nicole Scherzinger even though I did not see her. SPEAKING OF WHICH, she went back to Lewis Hamilton even after he dumped her okay. What is this I ask you?!?! Even though he is handsome and stuff, he dumped her ok! She can surely find someone else right. Someone less stupid? I mean like if Nicole Scherzinger was my girlfriend right, I would never ever ever ever let her go ok. She is how hot pls (like erm... the sun. I can't think of anything hotter than the sun). Stupid.

Anyway F1 was really super fun. The crowd+the atmosphere+everything made work very very enjoyable! Even though we were all stuck in a small little stuffy store with no fans and were very hot and sweaty and smelly and gross. The money made work very enjoyable also. And the free beer and free Subway cookies and free F1 t-shirts. When I woke up on Monday I was actually sad that there was no more work. I was also sad because I didn't see Nick Carter hurhurhur nevermind I will see him in my dreams I suppose.

I have many more things to blog about but I am so tired now. I've been dragging myself out of bed everyday this week just so I can travel all the way to fucking Boon Lay omg. I think I am mad for going back to school during recess week. Who goes back to school during recess week?? NO ONE. Except Melvin, I saw him on the bus today. Okay seriously I am talking rubbish already rambling on and on and on and on and on about things that are totally random and unimportant okay really I will stop now!

Oh but before I stop I must say that I'm now extremely sad because I can't find my green leotard. I am really depressed about it. It was my favourite leotard, it was the color of a nice green tree (the nice green, not the ugly yellowy green). Not that I want to use it or anything la, but I would feel a lot better if I knew where it was. Actually I would feel a lot better knowing where a lot of my clothes are. I lose a lot of my clothes I don't know where they go/who takes them ok. I mean how does someone's clothes get lost in his/her own house? I must really ask my brother if he has taken my clothes. Maybe he is secretly a cross-dresser. :O

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 18:36:20 GMT

I am so sleepy. F1 was fun. Most wonderful job ever. Will blog about it soon. GDNIGHT :>

california, california, here we cooommeeeeee

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:46:38 GMT

I don't like eating sick people food. Eating sick people food when I'm sick makes me feel even sicker. So I hope that no one buys me anymore soupy things (although they are delicious soupy things) until I'm not sick so that I won't feel sick when I eat the soupy things. Now that I'm sick I want to eat non-sick-people food like... fried chicken and stingray and oyster omelette and prata omg prata. I wonder if I can learn how to make prata.

Sigh this is so nice/romantic sigh. Sigh. Sigh. This is before Marissa the dumb bitch became a dumb bitch. Please click on it. And then please start watching all the episodes on Youtube. Sigh. The O.C. is wonderful. It's the only TV show that I've watched every episode of. It also has the best-looking old people, and is funny, and romantic+depressing, and most importantly has the most awesome soundtrack ever. Sigh.

>:(

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 11:51:03 GMT

Okay I cannot take it I'm watching the OC and Marissa is really really stupid I am extremely annoyed with her really she is amazingly dumb because like this dude Oliver is OBVIOUSLY trying to flirt with her and steal her away from Ryan right but no! she is totally oblivious and still wants to ride with Oliver in his car and sit on his couch EVEN THOUGH RYAN IS RIGHT THERE RIGHT! Bitchbitchbitch what is this okay how stupid can you be I mean one look at Oliver's sneaky face and you can totally tell what he's trying to do plus he is not even handsome like Ryan, Marissa is really really dumb and Ryan should dump her now, thanks

ANGRY

Great I'm getting worked up over a TV show haha wonderful I'm going to watch it some more bye

OMG ya now Oliver the jerk is putting his hands on her hips OKAY there is obviously something wrong with this right hello omg wake up bitch hello

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:58:39 GMT

I want to say that my parents are very happening, I reached home at 1am and no one was home. I was lonely for approximately 50 minutes.

The Next Wave was very very very wonderful btw, I am now motivated to stretch and pirouette and be flexible (I say this everytime. If I buy myself a new F21 top for every time I've said this, I will have an entire F21 wardrobe) . Everyone can turn like 1million times without falling down or getting dizzy. And they can kick up to their heads. Even the guys are better than me and that is very bad. Most of the dances were, however, slightly depressing. I want to watch happy contemp-ish things. Btw Jea you were great! And I hope you like your potted plant.

Anyway Jac and I are now testing how long it takes for someone to become idle on Facebook. I googled it and it said 10 minutes. It's been 10 minutes already and Jac is still 'online'. BLUFF

Oh she is idle now. It takes 13 minutes. Now you have an extra piece of unnecessary information. My blog is extremely and unnecessarily educational.

oh, wow, look at you now, flowers in the window

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:48:01 GMT

Today I did a very embarrassing thing. Okay I must explain. I overslept and arrived in school 2 hours late for class. Jac (Jac did not oversleep) & I reached after the break and were very afraid to walk into class because we didn't want the lecturer to dislike us for skipping her lecture. So, after asking many people for advice, we decided to sit downstairs and go online while keeping a lookout in case the lecturer decided to pay a visit to the toilet so that we could run in. Unfortunately my laptop was being a major bitch and refused to connect to the Internet.

So we were busy being engrossed in trying to fix it when suddenly, AHA! We saw her walk to the toilet! We immediately jumped up and grabbed everything and ran to the stairs. However, I did not grab my charger properly and like a fool I ran with the wires trailing behind me. And like a fool I ended up getting the wires twisted around my ankle. And like a fool I ran up the stairs with the wires twisted around my ankle. Like a fool ok.

Haha anyway this is not important. The important thing is that while I was on the train on the way to school, I thought of many names that I would never name my daughters. And I made a list. I would not, for example, name my daughter Gertrude Goh, Beatrice Bong, or Prunella Poh (Hahaha Prunella. I name all my pimples Prunella.).

Okay I can't remember the rest. This is, of course, assuming I marry a Chinese man, and assuming I actually have daughters. But I think alliteration is really cool. It is one of the only lit terms I remember. I also like to alliterate sometimes. E.g. 'Nice Nessie Normally Neighs'. Ok this is a really bad example I am making myself sound like a horse.

Eh irrelevant but last time my uncle named his terrapin 'Gertrude' hahaha okay I think it's very funny. It is quite funny la right, pls just say it's funny ok.

Anyway I also watched 'The Ugly Truth' today. It was a very educational movie which taught me that many guys only think about sex. Ok la it also taught me that sometimes you must choose the less handsome & hairier guy.

After the very enlightening movie I met Yasmin and Raisin. Our waxer's name was Fanny (I would also not name my daughter 'Fanny'. But last time in the Enid Blyton books I read there was sometimes a girl called Fanny. But why would you give your daughter a name that means 'vajayjay'?). When it got late, we sat along Orchard Road and talked about Angkor Wats.

It was a nice day.

you can't turn back and you just can't stop

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 05:46:43 GMT

I love Pixie Lott's videos. They are so happy and dancey and her clothes are fucking nice. This is as much as my limited vocabulary allows me to say right now. I am simple and concise. Sometimes I wish I were one of those people who could use cheem words and write poetry and all that shit. But I really can't. Sadly, cheem words & me do not go together at all, and I've never really appreciated lit very much. Why make me go around trying to decipher hidden meanings and shit when silly writers can just say what they mean in simple, understandable terms?

Well anyway Gregory Tan says it is good to be concise. Hence, I am good.

Anyway I can't seem to get started on work. Have spent the day farming on FarmVille (my farm is really big now and I have a harvester!!!), reading PostSecrets, eating nutella, and listening to Jason Mraz/Pixie Lott/Kings of Leon.

Note to self: Make sure you have a key before leaving the house.

Oh yes which reminds me that I have to blog about Ness & Ahmad's Journey to the East. On Friday night, I got locked out of my house (do not ask why) and I was really hungry. So I called Ness to complain. And she happened to be with Ahmad! So they came all the way from Novena to get me and we went to eat BAK CHOR MEE BAK CHOR MEE BAK CHOR MEE!

Okay actually, I ate and they watched me eat while drinking sugarcane from humungous sugarcane glasses (not as big as Chomp Chomp's, but big enough). My attempts to convince them to buy oyster omelette failed miserably. But it was a fun night. And also, Ahmad is the only man left in the world. And I will return his waterbottle soon because of his good deeds.

Here is a picture of manly Ahmad & not-manly-at-all Titus.

Ahahahahaha I totally forgot this existed. Happy days. (This picture was edited so very wonderfully by Mark some time in August last year)

Okay I just did that for fun. Here is a REAL manly picture of manly Ahmad.

the bed

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 06:49:06 GMT

I think that I am tired of thinking. This should have been over a long time ago (you know and I know), so I'm sorry it's dragged for so long. But if it didn't mean anything I wouldn't have bothered trying.

I have not stepped out of my room since I woke up. Okay, I went out once to take my laptop but that is all. I will go out one more time to get Panadol, and then maybe I will sleep again. I love to sleep.

Last night I dreamt about this bed. It is a great bed, the most comfortable bed in the world. I miss the comfortable bed. It is not a dream bed btw, it is a real bed that I dreamt about. I hope that one day I will find a bed even more comfortable than the comfortable bed so that I won't have to miss the comfortable bed anymore. What a horrible dream that made me sad about a bed.

burberry blue eyes

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 12:53:46 GMT

Eh I was surfing YouTube and I found this. I like.

Hokays! It is time... for 428. :S :S :S :S :S
Pls hear my groans of despair.

WARNING: MDSWNGNG

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 16:05:39 GMT

Why do people say/do sth and then make you feel some way and then say sth/do else and then make you feel another way and then like totally mess up your feelings how fucked up is that

ANGSTYBITCH88 IS GOING TO SLEEP.

Sry friends. It is an emo night.

o hay thurr bruises, long time no see~

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 13:48:08 GMT

I am proud of my bruises. I like to think that they are evidence of my hard work/practice. However, they actually just mean that I don't know how to land properly on the floor. But it's okay I'm still proud.

Today (a Saturday), I went to school. I must be mad. Only mad people go to Boon Lay on Saturdays. Also, I'm really bored of myself already and I feel like getting another piercing NOW. VERY BORED. One day, I will be brave enough to pierce my eyebrow. However, Ness is being very very discouraging and so I will not ask her for her opinion anymore.

Sometimes I wonder if people get confused when I talk about Ness. Like, yknw, on Facebook and stuff, when I post a video and say 'Ness please watch this it is awesome'? I think sometimes they might think that I am talking about myself since my name is also 'Ness'. But that is wrong because my name is 'Nessie' so I am obviously not talking about myself right? Yes anyway you get my point. The moral of the story is that (in case you are wondering why I occasionally seem to be referring to myself in the third person) Ness is not me.

Ness who tried to tweet at me and failed:

nessizle@fruityberry ness you totally didnt tweet at me ok all you did was send a msg to my inbox. well done.
less than 5 seconds ago from web in reply to fruityberry

Oh wow okay all the links appear here too this is really cool. Hahaha I love Twitter. It's a great way of keeping in touch with Ashton Kutcher.

friday, saturday, saturday and sunday

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:55:44 GMT

I just want to say:

CHEAT MY FEELINGS!!!!

Grr (or maybe it is good).

Okay that's all. Random girl+boy's rather nice butts bid you goodnight.

10 qns

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 10:48:31 GMT

Okay 3rd entry today BUT I AM REALLY BORED. I got this from fruityberry.

1. Have you ever been in Ness' house before?
Yes! It is rather nice and neat. Not like mine.

2. How would Qiqi insult Titus?
I cannot say this here. But we already have an 'insult-Titus' name that is used freely among several people. But Titus does not know this. I will give you a clue. It is 'n*b***s', if you manage to fill in the letters then good for you, tell me and I will give you a prize ok.

3. How did you meet Ros?
Hmm. Ros was in the same interview group as me. I remember APH interviewed us. He was not so boring then.

4. Do you love Yueting?
YES OF COURSE! VERY VERY MUCH

5. What's Jason's opinion on cheese?
I don't know. I guess he likes it? I like cheese. Kinda. I suppose since Jason likes almost all the same things as me he probably also likes cheese. But to make sure, I will ask him about it when I see him.

6. Does Melvin have any pets?
Yes. Qiqi.

7. Have you dreamt of Serene before?
DUH. Because she is so pretty and minah, just like me.

8. What is one thing Sam isn't exactly made for?
Err. Big shoes.

9. Yuszella suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that?
Yuszella is a really good secret-keeper. Eh omg this is like Harry Potter hahah Secret Keeper! Okay anyway. It doesn't really matter. The whole world knows my shit haha. I don't keep many secrets.

10. Do you think Titus is a virgin?
Erm. Yes. I think he is.

Okay. Now I will really really go and do my work.

FYI today I have watched vids on Youtube, harvested eggplant+soybeans, and collected truffles from my pigs, milk from my goats, and horsehair from my horses on FarmVille. And I am going to watch soccer later yay!

nobody nobody, nobody nobody

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 07:32:18 GMT

Okay sry I really had to post this because I also love Wonder Girls and this is in English. Actually I just wanted to let everyone know that all through the video I kept wondering why their armpits look so nice and smooth.

halo

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 07:12:44 GMT

I just watched one episode of 2NE1 TV on YouTube. Please click so you can watch it also. And thanks to Stef, I also saved a whole lot of LJ icons yay. Also, I found out that letssingit.com has 2NE1 lyrics!! AHA. Serene we can now start learning how to sing all the songs. This is great thanks. I don't know how long this obsession will last, but it's not necessarily a bad thing. I love 2NE1. Very very very much.

Thursday night Serene, Sam and Yuszella came over (special appearance by Terence also hahahahaha just now my mom asked me who he was). Karaoke parties+85+2NE1+PCD+UNO+tequila=crazy fun. I think UNO is one of my most favourite card games. I don't really know how to play many card games, come to think of it. So I think UNO is my fave card game by default. Next time please may we play Scrabble or Taboo ok.

Anyway I'm glad you guys came over cos I miss us hanging out just like that. In a non-clubbing environment & w/o random strangers around.

Yday was Sarah+Jerena day! Okay, night, actually, since we met at night but yes anyway. Last night was Sarah+Jerena night then. We learnt that the next time we want to go to cool/happening places such as Timbre and Cafe Iguana, it's always better to make reservations beforehand. But failed plans aside, we still had a great time yay and we made new planzzzz!

Btw NO DOUBT IS COMING. I AM VERY EXCITED. I've decided that I will use my soon-to-be-refunded windsurfing money to buy a ticket to the F1 concert. Because I'd rather see No Doubt than go windsurfing, and I'd also rather see No Doubt than Backstreet Boys. I think that deep down inside I will be a fangirly girl forever.

Now, I shall go do my work. This is my favourite PCD song 4evah. I don't know why there is a large space after the box but I can't seem to make it go away so just pretend that it is there for important purposes ok. Okay this is quite stupid I just realised that the song only plays for 30 seconds and you have to go to imeem to listen to it. Wtf. imeem sucks but anyway please listen to the song in my opinion it's rather relatable to certain people. Even if it's not, it's still very nice to listen to. K.

none

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:20:50 GMT

I know I have stuff to say but I can't remember what...

Nvm. So I was watching Criss Angel on TV just now. It's really some freaky shit, the things he can do omgzzz!! He made a cup float. How the fuck do you make a cup float?! I would like to make quite a few things float myself. And then drop them.

Anyway so as I was saying, he was doing some creepy things. Creepy in a good way. In addition to that, he is rather handsome, and looks like a rockstar. Which reminds me that I haven't bought my rockstar leggings because I haven't found a cheap pair yet. But when I get them, I will also look like a rockstar. \m/

I'm supposed to be cleaning my room so that my friends can come over tmr and not be shocked at how much of a pigsty it is. But I'm damn lazy now, plus my legs are aching like crazy. I'm also supposed to walk to the ATM but it's so far away how. I want money. I have no money.

Argh damn lazy. laziness and sleepiness are messing with my ability to write entertaining entries very sry.

Today I felt happy. Happier than usual. Like I didn't have to worry about anything.

K bye. gg to check on my crops on FarmVille now. I can't believe my MOM actually persuaded me to play this silly game. I only need 4 more neighbours before I can expand my farm!! PLS PLAY FARMVILLE EVERYONE

IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY TAKE YOUR BROKE ASS HOME

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:00:49 GMT

EH I GOT IN! Awesome. However, now I have to stay in school for 6 hrs doing nothing on one-lesson Tuesday and go to sch at night on no-school Friday for practice omgzzzzz. I will not quit this time.

My arms/legs are feeling a little wobbly now.

Also, I have an orh cheh (I've decided this is how you spell it) on my knee and I don't know where it came from it's been here since yesterday. I really need to clean my room because it's super messy and I have no space to put all my stuff. Plus if I don't clear it up people might not have place to sit/walk.

THIS IS ALL FOR NOW. I'm so sleepy. ZZZZzzz

P.S: There was a snake in school today. I will post a picture of it tmr. Qiqi, Ros and I named it 'Voldy'. In case it is actually a female, it's back-up name is "Voldeminah".

i got that fiyahhhh

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:30:12 GMT

Today is one of those days when everything reminds me of something. And everything just keeps coming back whether I like it or not.

Hate PMS. Or whatever. Even 'PMS' reminded me of something WHAT IS THIS

I flipped a coin, but. That's all.

At least I have my 2NE1 videos, gr8 they keep me so busy.

Contemp auditions tmr, it would help if I could move w/o feeling like an old woman.

At least if I get in I will feel like I'm doing SOMETHING.

If I don't, however, I will be sad.

Shall stay in school and do nothing till 6.

No idea what to wear.

Yiting says I am 'set on lesbianism'. Not sure where that came from haha.

This is boring. Goodnight.

This song is so sad!!!!

And we shake, shake, shake the hips in relationships

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 11:09:06 GMT

I think there is something wrong with me. Like I have some sickness or something. Ever since last Tuesday my eyes have been hurting/swollen (a bit)/watery each morning/afternoon when I wake up. I don't know why. Either I have some eye disease or I have been having very very sad dreams and crying sekretly in my sleep. But that's very weird. I don't think I have sad dreams, only weird ones. I mean last night, I dreamt of this dog that laid eggs. Okay that's damn strange but I can't control my dreams please don't think I'm weird. I dreamt of other things also, but I'm quite sure they were either 1. very queer, or 2. happy.

Also, MJR BITCHFIT today: reason unknown, I'm sorry everyone who has spoken to me/is going to speak to me pls be careful I might suddenly get pissed/snap your head off (not your fault).

Dancetitude was one kind of awesome. I will not go into detail cos due to my limited vocabulary, I normally just end up using the word "awesome" to decribe everything. GOOD JOB MEL you are my idol 4evah. Anw now is the time I go into that "THIS IS DEPRESSING I WISH I DID NOT QUIT MJ" kind of mood again. Btw I met my ballet teacher there and she scolded me for not dancing ("WHY ARE YOU NOT DANCING?!" & "GO SHOPPING ALL THE TIME RIGHT?!" wow I love how insightful she is). Also Mel she scolded you hahaha ("WHY DIDN'T MEL PULL YOU BACK??!") so now I guess you are partly to blame hahaha sry.

Oh oh but yes I must say that the Redeafinition people were damn good. They are deaf and they still dance and they were so together and everything it was really amazing & impressive.

I felt very accomplished for a while just now because I finished my 433 homework (sighzz). However, 2 mins ago I was reminded that I have Malay homework also. I don't have the book how to do! Oh well. YasminBB if you read this pls remember to buy me a new Malay phrasebook ok?! I have not had one for the past year already. Omg that's long. Fuck the person who stole my lovely bag grrrrrr

Anw on a side note (sidenote? Is it one word I donno), I feel very selfish sometimes. Must work on it.

Other times I just think I should go into seclusion.

And other times I think I should drink Ribena.

Hmm yes I think I will. I <3 u Ribena

SAD DAY + LIFE.

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:28:20 GMT

Apparently DBSK broke up today. I only started liking them/watching their videos again yesterday, the first time since Sec 4. I am really depressed. It has been a depressing day. HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE they are like the best damn Korean boyband ever. Also, my phone keeps restarting even when I'm not typing a message. I really should get it fixed. Maybe after I'm done grieving.

Sigh sigh sigh x 18573856284672094679486937874386743.

Here is a picture of Jaejoong. I think he is the only Korean guy I ever really loved. Kim Bum is not counted cos I love him, not loved. However, I don't think either of them knows how I feel. Well, life is tough and plagued with many difficulties.

/emo

On a slightly happier note, I got many new clothes today! I guess that in a world of sadness, this is something to be joyful about. Hahahaha omg I don't know what rubbish I'm typing. Tomorrow will be a better day. Confirm. Cos no school. I will find something less superficial to blog about the next time. Like maybe politics or something. Surely. Because I really know so much about it.

No one on the corner have swagga like us

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:53:26 GMT

Actually although I put that pic up there I don't know if i want to lock this silly thing. Maybe I won't ah. It's very troublesome. Plus I already randomly lock entries anyway, even w/o that picture. :O :O :O Haha see this is why people should add me on LJ. You miss out on juicy details if not. Okay I will take the pic down tmr.

Today I went shopping, and bought 3 tops. Retail therapy ALWAYS works. Always. For a while. ANW MORE CLOTHES COMING SOON!!! (Y)(Y) Exciting and awesome and wonderful.

I watched a bit of The Other Boleyn Girl with my sister just now, I love it okay. It was the first movie I watched by myself in a cinema. Voluntarily, not because I have no friends (I have many friends, srsly pls believe me). Watching movies alone isn't that bad okay, you can sit wherever you want. Just that it's slightly creepy to have empty seats all around :S:S:S I suppose watching a movie alone can also be slightly sad and loserish.

Okay bye. I have a sore throat and my eyes hurt. I must sleep now because I have lessons tmr. I didn't go to school today. Shopping & skipping school/work almost always happen because of the same reason.

I'm hungry. Sushi was not enough. I love sushi!!!!!

Swagga like us, swagga swagga like us.

Say Goodnight and Go.

Sun, 16 Aug 2009 16:31:04 GMT

I'm bored/sad. Melvin divorced me on Facebook and I am now single. Which is not necessarily a bad thing, but how depressing that my marriage only lasted a few days. Life is tough.

This week has been horrible. I kinda really hate that school has started. It's messed up my whole routine of going out everyday whenever I want and doing whatever I want. I was perfectly happy working everyday and not having to think about anything else. Now I have to see people (this is both good and bad) and sit on the MRT for hours. I also have to study. Because I'm a mugger 4evah.

OMG WHY DOES THIS ENTRY SOUND SO DEPRESSING

Oh yeah k happy stuff! On Friday, Yiting and I watched G.I. Joe. I was sad, because there was no one named Joe in it. I really thought that G.I. Joe was about someone named Joe..

OKAY I DIDN'T. I only added that for bimbotic effect. But I know you probably think I really did think that right??? I know. Just because sometimes I speak like a bimbo. Let me tell you that whenever I speak like a bimbo I am doing it on purpose so that you feel intelligent. Because I am secretly a damn smart person. So actually everyone should appreciate my pseudo-bimboticness because I'm actually doing all of you a favour. So whenever you think to yourself, 'OMG I am so much smarter than this airhead' please rmb that Miss Airhead is actually only pretending to be stupid and that you're not really as smart as you think you are~~~

I would post pictures but I'm too lazy. Actually I'm too lazy to blog so much also. Blogging is quite useless right. I mean I don't think I am ever going to come back to this thing when I'm old and read about myself. Speaking of old age, I have decided that an old lady with a dragon tattoo is way cooler than one with a butterfly tattoo. That way if some young punks want to rob me, I'll flash my dragon and scare them off. I doubt that flashing a butterfly will have the same effect. Maybe one day I will be brave enough to actually get a tattoo. Maybe a small cute cartoon dragon. Like Mushu.

And :O:O big news but I have decided that clubbing is evil. And expensive. Also, Serene Cheong if you are reading this and in case you don't remember, you hit my piercing last night!! (Just trying to make you feel bad) It was motherfuckingly painful ok haha I was walking around (apparently) like a pregnant woman and you were laughing at me haha bitch. I also want to say that Cameron is my new BFF because walking the distance of 3 MRT stations brings people closer together.